things that must be documented for the public

well as some of you may know i got a laptop a few months back. but i have all this genius material on my old non-laptop computer, and i don't want it to be lost and forgotten forever so i will now make a series of posts with various documents of bizarre things from my old computer, beep II.

we will start off with my list of the best things people have ever said when i was having a conversation with them. (contains hilarious situations (also you may notice there are a lot of quotes from hildur but she's the funniest so blame yourself))


hildur : i thought dust was your favourite spice
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liz: I understand you janeen. I can see into you sooouuullll
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hildur: I will be as annoying as roel on a hot sommer day, after 2 hours of sleep and driving for another hour, on his period
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alex: tell them that when they get to level 80. and they get all they good gear from spending months talking to a bunch of jerks over teamspeak while in impossibly frustrating dungeons, and then defeating everyone in battlegrounds after you find the right guild, you will have gained NOTHIng. aboslutely nothing because every emotion and feeling aroused or desired by world of warcraft only ammounts to a 16-bit polygonal image and a low bit-rate map texture.
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myself:
you eat rotten fish all the time; you're icelandic
Hildur:
no, i don't
hildur:
it's just been peed on a bit
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myself:
if a worm hole were to open up in front of you one day, would you go in it? not knowing where it went or if you'd come back?
hildur:
neh, I'd walk past it
myself:
so that must mean your pretty content with your life
hildur:
Really? Is it like an official question?
myself:
no just my diagnosis
myself:
like if you were really unsatisfied with reality or thought it was boring or thought there could be something better you'd go in
myself:
but if you liked how you had things planned out for here you'd stay here
hildur:
Yeah, but it could also mean that all hope was lost and I had no wish of spending my useless time on something silly like a rubbish hole
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person 1: why were you laying on the floor earlier?
person 2: i was having a bad day, ok?
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dan: last night i had nothing to do and was waiting to go to chrissys at 6 so i was reading the phone book and screeching like an eagle. and the walls of my house are really thin so it probably should have annoyed my neighbors a lot but i didn't care because i was just spacing out. my neighbors should hate me because i throw garbage and dirty dishes in their lawn but they're always really nice to me its weird.
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myself: tell that story about your step brother tripping on acid and cutting up the shower curtain and talking to a recipe again
kristen: haha
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myself: how come your mum kicked you out?
dan: Who knows...
dan: I was frosting a cake and she told me she wanted me out of her house and out of her life and she threw my cake out the door into the yard.
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Hildr says:
well like me and my sister were joking around
Hildr says:
and my sister said something in jest like "don't cry"
Hildr says:
and my mom screamed from the computer "IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRY DO IT IN YOUR OWN ROOMS"


now on to more interesting documents