i uploaded a bunch of my photography class pictures on facebook if you'd like to look at them. i don't feel like uploading them again on here because they're pretty big files.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=25137&id=629175997
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
a dream i had once
now is the last bizarre document from my old computer. this next one is a really strange dream i had from probably a year and a half ago. i don't know why i wrote it down but here it is.
starts in a room theres a long couch on the right wall a bunch of different characters are sitting on it. theres a very skinny boney old man typing on the computer on the back wall hes wearing a grey hooded thing. a fatter man on the couch with a sparkly hat on turns to wes anderson and says something to him in icelandic possibly. then theres a close up flash oh a side of a giant dirt mountain odd sort of music plays. it flashes in and out from different degrees of closeness and farness. then it zooms out quite a bit theres blue sky and tops of snow mountains with dirt on them. a narrartor starts talking and says here in peru we have found the wooly mamouth. in the dirt mountains theres some wooly mamouths and one breaks out of the dirt and starts running down the hill. the narrator says each one of his bounds is a half a mile. and then it changes it goes to the ocean and the narrarator talks about how these 2 animals always travel together. ones a bird that flies and dives underwater and the other is a fish that swims and dives out of the water. when the fish jumps out of water the bird goes underwater and they switch at the same time swimming and flying in that fashion. this makes the most sense of anything you've ever heard before and you think OF COURSE to yourself.and then the narrartor says they also sing when they do this. the bird dives underwater and goes to the bottom where he sees a guitar and plucks a few strings. then he swims back up to the top to catch up with the fish. and the fish is angry some sort of panic attack or something. then it ends.
starts in a room theres a long couch on the right wall a bunch of different characters are sitting on it. theres a very skinny boney old man typing on the computer on the back wall hes wearing a grey hooded thing. a fatter man on the couch with a sparkly hat on turns to wes anderson and says something to him in icelandic possibly. then theres a close up flash oh a side of a giant dirt mountain odd sort of music plays. it flashes in and out from different degrees of closeness and farness. then it zooms out quite a bit theres blue sky and tops of snow mountains with dirt on them. a narrartor starts talking and says here in peru we have found the wooly mamouth. in the dirt mountains theres some wooly mamouths and one breaks out of the dirt and starts running down the hill. the narrator says each one of his bounds is a half a mile. and then it changes it goes to the ocean and the narrarator talks about how these 2 animals always travel together. ones a bird that flies and dives underwater and the other is a fish that swims and dives out of the water. when the fish jumps out of water the bird goes underwater and they switch at the same time swimming and flying in that fashion. this makes the most sense of anything you've ever heard before and you think OF COURSE to yourself.and then the narrartor says they also sing when they do this. the bird dives underwater and goes to the bottom where he sees a guitar and plucks a few strings. then he swims back up to the top to catch up with the fish. and the fish is angry some sort of panic attack or something. then it ends.
hilarious questionaire filled out by THE liz smith
if you live in the 21st century you're probably familiar with myspace questionaires. here's one that liz smith filled out about me. it's extremely flattering and thats why it needs to be posted here; so that you can be informed on how arty i exactly am.
1) What's their full name?
Janeen _____ Lamontangue ?
2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No. Janeen is asexual. She reproduces using spudding
3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Janeen is too arty for disneyland.
4) How old were you when you first met them?
14?
5) Is this person older than you?
yes
6) whats your favorite memory of this person?
That time we went to paris and highered young boys to model nude for us as we listened to good music and drank expensive wine.
Either that, or that really shitty techno show we went to together at the waverly opera house.
7) When was the last time you saw this person?
like the last day of 9th ninth grade
8) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
never
9) Are you related to this person?
no
10) Are you their b/f g/f?
Asexual. Budding.
11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
no
12) Do you have pictures of this person on your myspace?
no.
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
usually 2 or 3 times
14) Do you think they will repost this?
probaby not. Janeen is too arty for bulletins
15) Could you live with this person?
yes. And we'd call it The Factory
16. Why is this person your number one?
Because of my top friends she's the one that get's on my nerves the least
17) Have you seen this person cry?
Arty people don't cry, they analyze.
18) Do you know this person's Middle name?
probably something equally french as her last name
19) Have you ever been arrested with this person?
... no
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Janeen goes into musical meditation. She does not sleep.
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I already did move away and yeah, there've been times where I've been like "you stupid bitch.. you're far"
22) Have you ever given this person a present?
I sent her an andy warhol postcard
23) would you like to get drunk with this person?
Janeen already drinks so much wine while she folds oragomi it is impossible for her to get drunk. And if she did she'd probably just talk about arty things anyway and no one would be able to tell the difference
24) Do you know everything about this person?
You can never really know a Janeen
25) whats there favorite food?
Probably something exotic and poetic like Passon Fruit.
26) Does this person have you as their #1?
Yes
27) what is there favorite thing to do?
Make movies, music, anything creative.
28) Have you ever made something with this person?
no. Which is sad.
29) Have you ever taken myspace pictures with this person?
ohemgeeeeeee!
30) Have you and your #1 fought before?
no. We actually never have really had a disagreement.
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
she doesn't need them
32) Does this person drink alcohol?
wine + oragomi
33) where does this person live?
Physically, Waverly, Mentally, Jupiter
34) Have you and your top person made up a hand shake?
Do we look gay?
35) Have you and your #1 done prank calls together?
maybe we would if we were stupid and absolutly not arty!!
36) What does this person want to be when they grow up?
Musical Theory? Something... ha
37) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Dude. Her song Sleeping. Is sooo good.
38) does this person have a saying they say all the time?
She's prone to say "OMFG!!!!!!!11"
39) Do you know this persons myspace password?
My guess is "radiohead" or "greenwood"
40) Do you know this person's friends?
friends?
41) whats your favorite thing about this persons looks?
Her overall look. .
42) Does this person have a dog?
I think so.. one of those curly haired dogs if I can remember
43) Does this person get on the computer often?
yeah
44) Have you and this person went clubbing?
maybe a club in manhatten were no one dances and people have fake accents and the music is like robot noises
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
kick her in the esophogus
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
We used to talk way more but we still talk a lot
47) Have you licked this person?
Janeen's skin is poisonous.
48) Has this person ever yelled at you?
Janeen doesn't yell. Unless she's singing or being arty.
49) Have you and this person gotten into a fist fight?
If we did we would use karatae
50) Is she/he an idiot?
Janeen is one of the smartest people i know!
1) What's their full name?
Janeen _____ Lamontangue ?
2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No. Janeen is asexual. She reproduces using spudding
3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Janeen is too arty for disneyland.
4) How old were you when you first met them?
14?
5) Is this person older than you?
yes
6) whats your favorite memory of this person?
That time we went to paris and highered young boys to model nude for us as we listened to good music and drank expensive wine.
Either that, or that really shitty techno show we went to together at the waverly opera house.
7) When was the last time you saw this person?
like the last day of 9th ninth grade
8) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
never
9) Are you related to this person?
no
10) Are you their b/f g/f?
Asexual. Budding.
11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
no
12) Do you have pictures of this person on your myspace?
no.
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
usually 2 or 3 times
14) Do you think they will repost this?
probaby not. Janeen is too arty for bulletins
15) Could you live with this person?
yes. And we'd call it The Factory
16. Why is this person your number one?
Because of my top friends she's the one that get's on my nerves the least
17) Have you seen this person cry?
Arty people don't cry, they analyze.
18) Do you know this person's Middle name?
probably something equally french as her last name
19) Have you ever been arrested with this person?
... no
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Janeen goes into musical meditation. She does not sleep.
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I already did move away and yeah, there've been times where I've been like "you stupid bitch.. you're far"
22) Have you ever given this person a present?
I sent her an andy warhol postcard
23) would you like to get drunk with this person?
Janeen already drinks so much wine while she folds oragomi it is impossible for her to get drunk. And if she did she'd probably just talk about arty things anyway and no one would be able to tell the difference
24) Do you know everything about this person?
You can never really know a Janeen
25) whats there favorite food?
Probably something exotic and poetic like Passon Fruit.
26) Does this person have you as their #1?
Yes
27) what is there favorite thing to do?
Make movies, music, anything creative.
28) Have you ever made something with this person?
no. Which is sad.
29) Have you ever taken myspace pictures with this person?
ohemgeeeeeee!
30) Have you and your #1 fought before?
no. We actually never have really had a disagreement.
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
she doesn't need them
32) Does this person drink alcohol?
wine + oragomi
33) where does this person live?
Physically, Waverly, Mentally, Jupiter
34) Have you and your top person made up a hand shake?
Do we look gay?
35) Have you and your #1 done prank calls together?
maybe we would if we were stupid and absolutly not arty!!
36) What does this person want to be when they grow up?
Musical Theory? Something... ha
37) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Dude. Her song Sleeping. Is sooo good.
38) does this person have a saying they say all the time?
She's prone to say "OMFG!!!!!!!11"
39) Do you know this persons myspace password?
My guess is "radiohead" or "greenwood"
40) Do you know this person's friends?
friends?
41) whats your favorite thing about this persons looks?
Her overall look. .
42) Does this person have a dog?
I think so.. one of those curly haired dogs if I can remember
43) Does this person get on the computer often?
yeah
44) Have you and this person went clubbing?
maybe a club in manhatten were no one dances and people have fake accents and the music is like robot noises
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
kick her in the esophogus
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
We used to talk way more but we still talk a lot
47) Have you licked this person?
Janeen's skin is poisonous.
48) Has this person ever yelled at you?
Janeen doesn't yell. Unless she's singing or being arty.
49) Have you and this person gotten into a fist fight?
If we did we would use karatae
50) Is she/he an idiot?
Janeen is one of the smartest people i know!
things that must be documented for the public
well as some of you may know i got a laptop a few months back. but i have all this genius material on my old non-laptop computer, and i don't want it to be lost and forgotten forever so i will now make a series of posts with various documents of bizarre things from my old computer, beep II.
we will start off with my list of the best things people have ever said when i was having a conversation with them. (contains hilarious situations (also you may notice there are a lot of quotes from hildur but she's the funniest so blame yourself))
hildur : i thought dust was your favourite spice
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liz: I understand you janeen. I can see into you sooouuullll
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hildur: I will be as annoying as roel on a hot sommer day, after 2 hours of sleep and driving for another hour, on his period
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alex: tell them that when they get to level 80. and they get all they good gear from spending months talking to a bunch of jerks over teamspeak while in impossibly frustrating dungeons, and then defeating everyone in battlegrounds after you find the right guild, you will have gained NOTHIng. aboslutely nothing because every emotion and feeling aroused or desired by world of warcraft only ammounts to a 16-bit polygonal image and a low bit-rate map texture.
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myself:
you eat rotten fish all the time; you're icelandic
Hildur:
no, i don't
hildur:
it's just been peed on a bit
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myself:
if a worm hole were to open up in front of you one day, would you go in it? not knowing where it went or if you'd come back?
hildur:
neh, I'd walk past it
myself:
so that must mean your pretty content with your life
hildur:
Really? Is it like an official question?
myself:
no just my diagnosis
myself:
like if you were really unsatisfied with reality or thought it was boring or thought there could be something better you'd go in
myself:
but if you liked how you had things planned out for here you'd stay here
hildur:
Yeah, but it could also mean that all hope was lost and I had no wish of spending my useless time on something silly like a rubbish hole
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person 1: why were you laying on the floor earlier?
person 2: i was having a bad day, ok?
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dan: last night i had nothing to do and was waiting to go to chrissys at 6 so i was reading the phone book and screeching like an eagle. and the walls of my house are really thin so it probably should have annoyed my neighbors a lot but i didn't care because i was just spacing out. my neighbors should hate me because i throw garbage and dirty dishes in their lawn but they're always really nice to me its weird.
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myself: tell that story about your step brother tripping on acid and cutting up the shower curtain and talking to a recipe again
kristen: haha
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myself: how come your mum kicked you out?
dan: Who knows...
dan: I was frosting a cake and she told me she wanted me out of her house and out of her life and she threw my cake out the door into the yard.
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Hildr says:
well like me and my sister were joking around
Hildr says:
and my sister said something in jest like "don't cry"
Hildr says:
and my mom screamed from the computer "IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRY DO IT IN YOUR OWN ROOMS"
now on to more interesting documents
we will start off with my list of the best things people have ever said when i was having a conversation with them. (contains hilarious situations (also you may notice there are a lot of quotes from hildur but she's the funniest so blame yourself))
hildur : i thought dust was your favourite spice
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liz: I understand you janeen. I can see into you sooouuullll
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hildur: I will be as annoying as roel on a hot sommer day, after 2 hours of sleep and driving for another hour, on his period
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
alex: tell them that when they get to level 80. and they get all they good gear from spending months talking to a bunch of jerks over teamspeak while in impossibly frustrating dungeons, and then defeating everyone in battlegrounds after you find the right guild, you will have gained NOTHIng. aboslutely nothing because every emotion and feeling aroused or desired by world of warcraft only ammounts to a 16-bit polygonal image and a low bit-rate map texture.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
myself:
you eat rotten fish all the time; you're icelandic
Hildur:
no, i don't
hildur:
it's just been peed on a bit
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myself:
if a worm hole were to open up in front of you one day, would you go in it? not knowing where it went or if you'd come back?
hildur:
neh, I'd walk past it
myself:
so that must mean your pretty content with your life
hildur:
Really? Is it like an official question?
myself:
no just my diagnosis
myself:
like if you were really unsatisfied with reality or thought it was boring or thought there could be something better you'd go in
myself:
but if you liked how you had things planned out for here you'd stay here
hildur:
Yeah, but it could also mean that all hope was lost and I had no wish of spending my useless time on something silly like a rubbish hole
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person 1: why were you laying on the floor earlier?
person 2: i was having a bad day, ok?
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dan: last night i had nothing to do and was waiting to go to chrissys at 6 so i was reading the phone book and screeching like an eagle. and the walls of my house are really thin so it probably should have annoyed my neighbors a lot but i didn't care because i was just spacing out. my neighbors should hate me because i throw garbage and dirty dishes in their lawn but they're always really nice to me its weird.
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myself: tell that story about your step brother tripping on acid and cutting up the shower curtain and talking to a recipe again
kristen: haha
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myself: how come your mum kicked you out?
dan: Who knows...
dan: I was frosting a cake and she told me she wanted me out of her house and out of her life and she threw my cake out the door into the yard.
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Hildr says:
well like me and my sister were joking around
Hildr says:
and my sister said something in jest like "don't cry"
Hildr says:
and my mom screamed from the computer "IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRY DO IT IN YOUR OWN ROOMS"
now on to more interesting documents
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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