Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
friends, romans, countrymen....
a map of my soul (my apologies if you didn't get a spot, better luck next time around).
Friday, October 26, 2007
the best thing
yes. i got a hollogram eye ring from the late 60's at an antique shop today. i take it your mind has been blown. other than that, asian food stores stink. like old fish/port-a-potty/baked life savers.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
SPACE VIKINGS PT. 1
Recently I’ve been inspired by the Icelandic sagas to write my own more up-to-date silly versions of the sagas. Thus begins the tale of THE SPACE VIKINGS!!!
Ketill was quietly and contently dusting a portion of his teapot collection when his mother, Ragnhild, rudely burst in. She wailed loudly and then proclaimed “ There will be a horrendous explosion, all life will merely evaporate in it’s wake!” Ketill was annoyed, this had happened almost every day this week. Yesterday it was about a great famine, Tuesday it was about a terrible plague, and Sunday evening it was about a horrible walkman shortage. Ketill wished he could just obsess over his teapots in his quarters of the space langskip in peace, without being bothered by his insane, future seeing mother. He made a quick intercom call to his father, Thor to come pick up Ragnhild from his quarters and bring her back to her white padded safe room. No one took Ragnhild seriously anyway. Thus ends this week’s installment of Space Vikings! Tune in next week to find out if Ketill finally gets some peace, if Ragnhild is safely delivered back to her room, and if Thor was able to get that nasty piece of cheese detangled from his manly beard!
Ketill was quietly and contently dusting a portion of his teapot collection when his mother, Ragnhild, rudely burst in. She wailed loudly and then proclaimed “ There will be a horrendous explosion, all life will merely evaporate in it’s wake!” Ketill was annoyed, this had happened almost every day this week. Yesterday it was about a great famine, Tuesday it was about a terrible plague, and Sunday evening it was about a horrible walkman shortage. Ketill wished he could just obsess over his teapots in his quarters of the space langskip in peace, without being bothered by his insane, future seeing mother. He made a quick intercom call to his father, Thor to come pick up Ragnhild from his quarters and bring her back to her white padded safe room. No one took Ragnhild seriously anyway. Thus ends this week’s installment of Space Vikings! Tune in next week to find out if Ketill finally gets some peace, if Ragnhild is safely delivered back to her room, and if Thor was able to get that nasty piece of cheese detangled from his manly beard!
Monday, October 22, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
i feel like saying stuff
school is so not enjoyable lately.
new order makes good noises.
i don't like school because the people at school are not likeable. they all like highschool alot and i don't like it at all so we can't be friends. plus theres mean kids there. the kids don't like me and i don't like the kiddies.
this weekend rachel was supposed to come over to watch that bjork movie dancer in the dark. but she didn't. and she didn't give me a reason why. she was just like oh yeah i can come. and then she called back and was like sorry i can't come. so i called hanet and was like hanet, rachels being lame, come watch dancer in the dark with me. so hanet came over and the movie was all skippy so we didn't even watch it anyway. he let me borrow his little transistor radio so i could make fun noises. and i gave him these black power magazines i got at this college i went to see.
i went to see suny new paltz on friday and somehow miraculously missed the football pep rally at school (woops HEHEHE). the girls giving the college tour were so bubbley and excited about everything i was getting scared. i'm totally not applying to college there. they have lip syncing competitions at that school for fun. thats not fun guys. There was also this super annoying parent who thought it'd be really fun and cool to ask lots and lots of questions so that the tour was really really long. he was like "how does the school helpt the freshmen adjust to college? do they have activities to help them make friends? MY CHILD IS AN INTROVERT WILL YOU MAKE SURE THEY DON'T JUST STAY IN THEIR DORM?!"
and there was a girl there taking the tour who had an andy warhol bag so i decided to socialize with her since me and andy were good friends. but i just asked her 3 questions and she didn't talk to me really. it was awkward because we were walking next to each other and i couldn't think of another question. she was a bad conversationalist.
the highlight of my day was recording radio static and then slowing it down alot via the computer. it wasn't even that cool sounding. i was disappointed.
i wish it was friday. i don't have any plans for the weekend yet but i should go to toys 'r us (theres no backwards r on this keyboard). i don't know what i'll do at toys r' us. i'll probably press all the demo buttons on the toys so that they start singing really loud and people will look at me. and then i'll test ride all the bikes. and buy those cheap candy filled toys.
having more friends would be cool. oh well i guess i can't be awesome AND have lots of friends.
ima loser babaaaaaaaaay so why don't ya kill maaaaaaaah
new order makes good noises.
i don't like school because the people at school are not likeable. they all like highschool alot and i don't like it at all so we can't be friends. plus theres mean kids there. the kids don't like me and i don't like the kiddies.
this weekend rachel was supposed to come over to watch that bjork movie dancer in the dark. but she didn't. and she didn't give me a reason why. she was just like oh yeah i can come. and then she called back and was like sorry i can't come. so i called hanet and was like hanet, rachels being lame, come watch dancer in the dark with me. so hanet came over and the movie was all skippy so we didn't even watch it anyway. he let me borrow his little transistor radio so i could make fun noises. and i gave him these black power magazines i got at this college i went to see.
i went to see suny new paltz on friday and somehow miraculously missed the football pep rally at school (woops HEHEHE). the girls giving the college tour were so bubbley and excited about everything i was getting scared. i'm totally not applying to college there. they have lip syncing competitions at that school for fun. thats not fun guys. There was also this super annoying parent who thought it'd be really fun and cool to ask lots and lots of questions so that the tour was really really long. he was like "how does the school helpt the freshmen adjust to college? do they have activities to help them make friends? MY CHILD IS AN INTROVERT WILL YOU MAKE SURE THEY DON'T JUST STAY IN THEIR DORM?!"
and there was a girl there taking the tour who had an andy warhol bag so i decided to socialize with her since me and andy were good friends. but i just asked her 3 questions and she didn't talk to me really. it was awkward because we were walking next to each other and i couldn't think of another question. she was a bad conversationalist.
the highlight of my day was recording radio static and then slowing it down alot via the computer. it wasn't even that cool sounding. i was disappointed.
i wish it was friday. i don't have any plans for the weekend yet but i should go to toys 'r us (theres no backwards r on this keyboard). i don't know what i'll do at toys r' us. i'll probably press all the demo buttons on the toys so that they start singing really loud and people will look at me. and then i'll test ride all the bikes. and buy those cheap candy filled toys.
having more friends would be cool. oh well i guess i can't be awesome AND have lots of friends.
ima loser babaaaaaaaaay so why don't ya kill maaaaaaaah
Saturday, October 13, 2007
SPACE VIKINGS!
cartoon i drew. possibly for my new saga/graphic novel/short story/figment of my imagination.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
hello
seeing how my myspace has come to an end, anything of interest will now be posted here (and only viewable by a certain few). here are some pictures i've taken recently.
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