Monday, June 25, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
holes
as everyone knows, mankind's greatest fear is : holes. for those of you who are unfamiliar with hole's they are a hollow place in a solid body or mass. no one wants to fall in a hole so i decided to make a list of 10 different types of holes you should try and avoid. i present you with the list.
1. black holes - no one's really quite sure what these holes are, but they are terrifying. if you were to fall into one something bad would definitely happen to you. i'm not quite sure what, but you would at least be uncomfortable.
2. the mariana trench - its the deepest hole in earth's oceanic crust. cold, wet, dark, scary. who know's what could be living in there? i certainly wouldn't want to fall in.
3. the unending hole - i'm not sure if this hole actually exists but i once heard that there was a hole on earth's surface that they didn't have advanced enough technology to find the bottom of. they tried sonar stuff, they tried throwing pennies in it, but they just couldn't find the bottom. maybe it leads to another universe? that's pretty cool but i wouldn't want to spend 4 years falling down a hole to get to another universe. i'd have to bring some stuff to keep me occupied during the fall, like some board games or a kaleidoscope. i'm not sure if kaleidoscopes work without light though, so nevermind.
4. tunnels- you should definitely try and avoid tunnels of any sort. i'm talking about subway tunnels or underwater road's that are in tunnels. tunnels are just horizontal holes aren't they?
5. pupils- those black bits in people's eyes. they're a lot like holes. infact i'm pretty sure they are holes. don't stare into anyone's eyes too long if you don't want to fall in.
6. animal made holes- don't go in these. animals usually are living inside. sometimes even bees. there are certain bees that build underground nests and what would suck more then falling down a hole while simultaneously getting stung by bee's?
7. ozone holes- it's impossible to fall in an ozone hole, but you can get sunburn because of these so they're still bad.
8. holes in your pocket - once a man went to retrieve a nickel from his pocket and it turned out there was a hole in it. his arm got sucked in and before anyone could help him he disappeared into his pocket.
9. the aubrey holes - this is a series of 56 holes at stonehenge. supposedly they're for something like astronomy. but in argument to that those stonehenge guys were really weird and i don't trust them. or their holes. don't go near these.
10. supermassive blackholes - just like a black hole only super and massive and even scarier.
tips for if you do fall in a hole : even if you did read this list of holes to avoid but still fell in a hole, it's ok. some things are unavoidable. so as you fall just relax. take this time to think about stuff. one thing that might cheer you up is pretending gravity has been reveresed and you're really being sucked out of the hole and on the way back to your normal, not really that happy, life
1. black holes - no one's really quite sure what these holes are, but they are terrifying. if you were to fall into one something bad would definitely happen to you. i'm not quite sure what, but you would at least be uncomfortable.
2. the mariana trench - its the deepest hole in earth's oceanic crust. cold, wet, dark, scary. who know's what could be living in there? i certainly wouldn't want to fall in.
3. the unending hole - i'm not sure if this hole actually exists but i once heard that there was a hole on earth's surface that they didn't have advanced enough technology to find the bottom of. they tried sonar stuff, they tried throwing pennies in it, but they just couldn't find the bottom. maybe it leads to another universe? that's pretty cool but i wouldn't want to spend 4 years falling down a hole to get to another universe. i'd have to bring some stuff to keep me occupied during the fall, like some board games or a kaleidoscope. i'm not sure if kaleidoscopes work without light though, so nevermind.
4. tunnels- you should definitely try and avoid tunnels of any sort. i'm talking about subway tunnels or underwater road's that are in tunnels. tunnels are just horizontal holes aren't they?
5. pupils- those black bits in people's eyes. they're a lot like holes. infact i'm pretty sure they are holes. don't stare into anyone's eyes too long if you don't want to fall in.
6. animal made holes- don't go in these. animals usually are living inside. sometimes even bees. there are certain bees that build underground nests and what would suck more then falling down a hole while simultaneously getting stung by bee's?
7. ozone holes- it's impossible to fall in an ozone hole, but you can get sunburn because of these so they're still bad.
8. holes in your pocket - once a man went to retrieve a nickel from his pocket and it turned out there was a hole in it. his arm got sucked in and before anyone could help him he disappeared into his pocket.
9. the aubrey holes - this is a series of 56 holes at stonehenge. supposedly they're for something like astronomy. but in argument to that those stonehenge guys were really weird and i don't trust them. or their holes. don't go near these.
10. supermassive blackholes - just like a black hole only super and massive and even scarier.
tips for if you do fall in a hole : even if you did read this list of holes to avoid but still fell in a hole, it's ok. some things are unavoidable. so as you fall just relax. take this time to think about stuff. one thing that might cheer you up is pretending gravity has been reveresed and you're really being sucked out of the hole and on the way back to your normal, not really that happy, life
word cake
yeah seems like i've been doing a lot of pictures? which is odd because i'm not really that into drawing. anyway this is an idea i got this morning when i think i was half asleep/dreaming. i was thinking about a peice of pie made of words. and i woke up thinking, yeah but how do they get the words in the pie? so i thought i'd make a picture, only with cake because i like cake better then pie.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Saturday, June 2, 2007
classical guitar practice
i'm working on this song and i really like it. it would have been boring if i just played it perfectly (not like this is super exciting though).
Friday, June 1, 2007
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